What's the most embarrassing thing you've done sober?

OMG NO JUGEMENT PLEASE!! I peed in my pants last year. I was writing a one hour exam and l was so afraid to ask for the bathroom, my school has a strict policy no bathroom breaks whatsoever in the first hr. I was on my period wearing a pad so in my mind l thought ok let me just pee mind you l was also wearing stockings. I decided to pee thinking it wouldn't leak. IT LEAKED!! THE TEACHER ASKED ME WHATS THAT. I said it was my bottle l didnt have a bottle . Luckily the class didnt notice butttttt ever single time l see thar teacher l get soo embarrassed l hope he doesn't remember