🔮 Superstition

so either the superstition is backwards or that cat was on my side. either way i now leave treats out for every black cat i see. theyre clearly good luck agents and we ve been slandering them for…

every job interview. every first date. every important event. same shirt. its faded and has a tiny hole but it has a 100% success rate and im not messing with that energy. science cant explain it…

said macbeth backstage once in high school and the set literally collapsed 10 minutes later. NOBODY was injured but the drama teacher looked at me like i had summoned something. never again. its…

my entire office was cracking up but guess who didnt have bad luck that week. me. thats who. coincidence? i think not

call me crazy but i got a compliment from a stranger found $20 in my jacket pocket and my crush texted me first all in the same day. that penny had POWER. its now in a special jar. dont look at me…

you can say its coincidence but the timeline MATCHES. broke a mirror in 2018 and 2018-2025 were objectively the worst years of my life. just entered 2026 and things are looking up. i will never…

every full moon without fail: cant sleep emotions everywhere everything feels amplified. my therapist says its confirmation bias. my crystals say otherwise. respectfully dr. morgan the moon knows…

so i havent swept after sunset in 15 years. is my floor dirty? sometimes. am i lucky? debatable. but am i TAKING ANY CHANCES? absolutely not

tried to explain and they looked at me like i was insane. sorry for not wanting to jinx myself KAREN. some of us have superstitious grandmothers who drilled this into us